anonymous asked:


Every man’s house is his castle, right? Every man feels at home in this living room, sitting on a large overstuffed sofa sipping lemonade and eating dainty sandwiches, right? Not really. A man doesn’t feel at home in his house, because that is where his wife is. A man feels at home in his garage.

Home Away From Home

A man feels at home in his garage because, more often than not, that is where all his stuff is. He has his tools, his work space, his stash of magazines (wink), and his projects. His garage is his kingdom. So what happens when the floor of his kingdom gets cracked, smeared with oil, grease, saw dust, paint, chemicals, and blood (every man sheds blood in his garage)? Well, he can get on his hands and knees, patch the cracks, scrub the yuckies off the floor, and pray to God that whatever it was you just inhaled wasn’t lethal, or you can just cover the whole thing with protective garage flooring.

Garage Flooring: Saving Your Kingdom From “The Yuckies”

With the many different sized, shaped, and conditions of garages you’d wonder if anyone could come up with a universal way to keep the garage floor clean for you.

Someone did. It’s called: protective garage flooring. Garages are homes too, not only to the male of the species, but also: tools, cars, storage, a mooching child, your son’s band, and maybe a banished cat or two, so why would you want to take the chance that the garage flooring you have now will last through all of that damage unscathed?

These days, garage flooring is tough, durable, easy to clean, doesn’t warp, crack, stain, or require continual replacement.

Garage Flooring At A Glance

Here is a list of some styles of garage flooring that might have you running to your nearest dealer.

Ribbed Heavy Duty Garage Floor Covering: This type of covering is resistant to stains, wear, and because it is a ribbed pattern, it channels liquid and debris out of the garage.

Coin Grade Garage Floor Covering: This type of garage flooring is made from PVC and makes working and walking in your garage easy and clean. It protects your floor from spills, is insulated, and is slip resistant.

Diamond Pattern Garage Floor Covering: This type of flooring has all the benefits of the Coin Grade but is thicker than even the heavy duty Coin Grade flooring. The diamond pattern is designed to mimic the chrome diamond plate flooring that you would often see in many trailers.

So, men, now that you can save your garage…er kingdom’s floors from “The Yuckies”, are you going to do it? Or should I just nag you until it gets done?



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